OK, now I'm going to tell you a story I know you MAY NOT BELIEVE. But its true. You see, one day, while I was
strolling through the park with my friend Poopy Joe (we'll just call him that), we came across a satanic cult pulling a cartridge out of the ground, as god's hand quickly killed them alll, and a fire swarmed the cartridge, as it fell into our hands. We figured it was just a glitch, so we took it home to play it, but I wish we wouldn't have
So, we got home, looking at it realized it was a Super Mario World cartridge. Luckily I had my handy dandy haunted Super Nintendo System, so I plugged it in, as giant monster tentacles grabbed Poopy Joe, and started jamming its slimy tentacles into his tight, deep, pockets, as it pulled out some change to take a bus ride out. After the tentacle monster left, we decided to play the game, but we where terrified to find the title screen to be the stage select screen from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, not to mention the music was from DuckTales Remastered, reversed with satanic chants in the background, as we noticed the voice of Bowser from Super Mario Galaxy. We figured it was just a glitch, and started it up, But I wish we wouldn't have...
We saw for .02 milliseconds (I keep my haunted stopwatch for things like this), it showed a picture of it FADING TO BLACK. How is that possible? We figured it was just a glitch, and played the game. But I wish we wouldn't have...
It started up as we noticed this wasn't Super Mario World, but Sonic the Hedgehog. But Sonic was actually mario, and the sceneries were from Super Mario World...even the sounds. We continued on, but I wish we wouldn't have...
We went around for a bit, saw some of the norm, blood, guts, and of course Mario. But Mario didn't loook like he usually did...he was a GIRL. We were instantly turned off by the opposite gender, as I turned it off. I also remembered Poopy Joe was here, until he died. I figured it was just a glitch, and went to make myself a peanut butter sandwich, but I looked at the peanut butter jar...and it was chunky. I didn't like the chunky kind.